A newly married couple were lying in bed one night, enjoying the peace and quiet of their new life together. Then, curiosity got the better of the husband. He turned to his wife and asked,
“Be honest with me… how many men have you slept with before me?”
The room fell silent. The wife just stared at the ceiling, not saying a word.
After a moment, the husband chuckled nervously and said,
“It’s okay, you can tell me. I won’t get mad — I just want to know.”
Still nothing. Total silence.
Finally, after several long seconds, the husband sighed.
“Alright,” he said softly, “I guess it doesn’t matter now. I love you no matter what.”
Suddenly, the wife blinked, turned her head, and whispered:
“Shh… I’m still counting.”
The husband froze.
And that was the night he learned never to ask questions you don’t really want the answer to!
