Joke of the day.

My wife came out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked, and walked into the bedroom.
She said, “Babe, close the curtains! I don’t want the neighbors to see me naked!”

I said, “Don’t worry, honey — if the neighbors see you like that, they’ll be the ones closing their curtains!” 😂

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