{"id":9495,"date":"2026-05-31T23:55:08","date_gmt":"2026-05-31T23:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/?p=9495"},"modified":"2026-05-31T23:55:08","modified_gmt":"2026-05-31T23:55:08","slug":"three-blondes-were-sitting-by-the-side-of-a-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/?p=9495","title":{"rendered":"Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Three blondes were sitting by the side of<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A game warden came up behind them,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>tapped one on the shoulder and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cExcuse me, ladies, I\u2019d like to see your fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe don\u2019t have any.\u201d replied the first blonde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, if you\u2019re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/widgets.adskeeper.com\/?utm_source=widget_adskeeper&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=add&amp;utm_content=1939652\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a>\u201cBut officer,\u201d replied the second blonde,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cwe aren\u2019t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>our lines and we\u2019re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/widgets.adskeeper.com\/?utm_source=widget_adskeeper&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=add&amp;utm_content=1939652\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/widgets.adskeeper.com\/?utm_source=widget_adskeeper&amp;utm_medium=text&amp;utm_campaign=add&amp;utm_content=1939652\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7484\" style=\"width:20px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9496,"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9495\/revisions\/9496"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyviral24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}